I’m starting at the end and working my way back to this morning. If you’re squeamish, even just a little, don’t read #5. 1. Thank God “Commander in Chief” just rescued me from American Idol auditions. Damn. I’m embarrassed for some of those people. Did you see that girl who wanted to kick Paula Abdul’s … More Holy crap, y’all
Did you ever have one of those really nutty history teachers in high school–the kind who got just a little too excited about the subject matter, the kind who showed up the first day of the Civil War unit dressed as Abe Lincoln and stood and talked like Abe Lincoln all day long, the kind … More DUDE!
Except in this case the laughter is less like “haha, that’s hilarious,” and more like “haha, could you please step away, you are scaring me.” There was a man in the next aisle at Target last night who was in line behind a woman he obviously knew. They chatted as he put his items for … More Things that make me laugh so hard
When I was spellchecking my gum story, I got a huge laugh out of the spellchecker’s suggested spellings for the words “freakin’” and “ballcap.” Thank goodness I was paying attention and didn’t click REPLACE. Otherwise I might have been sitting in “a foreskin wad of blue gum” while wearing a skirt instead of shorts and … More Wait, wait, don’t spell me
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