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When I was spellchecking my gum story, I got a huge laugh out of the spellchecker’s suggested spellings for the words “freakin'” and “ballcap.” Thank goodness I was paying attention and didn’t click REPLACE. Otherwise I might have been sitting in “a foreskin wad of blue gum” while wearing a skirt instead of shorts and a “falsify.” No kidding. At least foreskin, like freakin’, actually starts with an “f.” I’m totally lost on the falsify/ballcap connection. Anyone?