4 things

1. A question (for my Harry Potter friends): if you could have any magical power from the Harry Potter series, what would it be? What magical object would you like to possess? Me, I want to Apparate, and I really dig Hermione’s magic purse from book 7. 2. A request: Amanda! When I go to … More 4 things

STUPEFY!

I was cleaning off my desk today and discovered a piece of computer paper with the following list scratched haphazardly in pencil and ink: cookies/bakies HP 2 brothers gored in ass–bulls Blogger: real name? tic-tac commercials baby arms & legs –> crib sickness Astelin–taste book 7, movie 5 I had to read over it a … More STUPEFY!

Don’t bother calling social services–I know people there and they wouldn’t believe you

I am writing to you from the protected silence of Naptime, which, in this house, only lasts for 30 minutes at at time and only happens a maximum of 3 times a day. If you’re doing the math, that means I have about an hour and a half to myself every day. Not that I’m … More Don’t bother calling social services–I know people there and they wouldn’t believe you

WANTED

WANTED: This Stuffed Animal Off white fur, black and white oval eyes, short arms and legs, long tail, 10.5 inches tall. Often mistaken for misshapen dachshund, elephant, prairie dog. Goes by the name “Wee Hairy Beastie”; also answers to “WHB” and “Beastie.” Resides in suburban neighborhood with almost-6-month-old who cannot sleep without clutching its stubby … More WANTED