I am blatantly copying Chicory by directing you to this site, but I have not laughed like this (read: until both my eyes and nose were running AND I had nearly peed myself) since that time my friend Pammy and I were talking about potential name combinations that would result if a woman named Anita married … More You are going to need a box of tissue and a spandex tummy band
So a few minutes ago I had to get up and leave class in search of something with which to blow my nose, and I decided I’d sneak in a quick potty break while I was stealing toilet paper from the student bathroom. I dashed into the stall, hurriedly shut and latched the door, unbuttoned … More It’s settled–no good comes from this class
Did you ever read a sign or other such lettered media and realize without a doubt that what you read isn’t actually what the sign said? I give you the following example: this morning I found myself at a stoplight behind a Keebler truck. I glanced at the pictures of giant cookies and the big tree where … More Effin’ magic
Tonight’s hilarity brought to you by Will and Grace. Karen to Jack: “Hey mister, I wore my Doc Martens down to the nubs goin’ to gay bars lookin’ for a date for you! I inhaled so much glitter my boogers look like disco balls!” I laughed so hard I think I might have pulled something.
Meet my new favorite comic strip, “Pearls Before Swine,” specifically two of the daily strips from last week that made me laugh out loud while waiting for my take-out in a local deli and caused people to stare at me in the way one might stare at…well, a person standing alone at the deli counter … More Things that make me laugh so hard
Chandler to Joey (on an episode I’ve seen about a dozen times): “You have to stop the Q-tip when you feel resistance!” That will never NOT be hilarious to me!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.” “OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, he looks up and asks…. “How many … More Real or imagined? You decide.
Overheard Girl on the PA making morning announcements: “Good luck to the cross country team as they take on arch rival Reidsville High school today.” Student in my class: “Is that really the name of the school?” Another student in my class: “Yeah, Reidsville. Like the town?” Student in my class: “Oh. I thought they … More Things that make me laugh so hard*
Spoken by Chi McBride on the Ellen Degeneres Show: “I’m so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James.”