Things that make me laugh so hard
October 26, 2005
Chandler to Joey (on an episode I’ve seen about a dozen times): “You have to stop the Q-tip when you feel resistance!” That will never NOT be hilarious to me!
Author: Heather Williams
I have an IUI appointment in the morning at 11:30….
October 26, 2005
I have an IUI appointment in the morning at 11:30. Send fertile thoughts this way.
Please tell me there are others out there like me
October 25, 2005
Confession: I have a really hard time throwing out old contact lenses. Every month when I open a new package I put the ones I’ve been wearing into another case so I’ll have a spare pair, which means I have to throw out the lenses that are in the spare case. And every month I … More Please tell me there are others out there like me
Our mother’s daughters
October 25, 2005
Heather: “How much is this tie-dyed hoodie?” Crafty tie-dye man: “Forty-five.” Heather: “Dollars?” Crafty tie-dye man: “Yes, I hand tie-dyed it. These regular sweatshirts are twenty.” Heather (to Megan): “So a hood costs an additional twenty-five bucks?” Megan: “Yeah, right, and I’m sure it cost him about five dollars to make the whole thing. I … More Our mother’s daughters
Things that make me laugh so hard
October 24, 2005
When I started reading my sister’s most recent blogger post I got all teary and misty because she’s so damn sweet, but then my sentimental tears turned into tears of insane laughter. A student actually stopped in my doorway to ask if I was okay. I think you should read it, too. My fall break … More Things that make me laugh so hard
Gimme a…finger!
October 24, 2005
For those of you who thought the Homecoming field decoration was amusing, rest assured that I did as well. The most amusing part of all was that the “hand” giving the aforementioned finger was actually the wildcat (our mascot) paw that our athletic director had painstakingly painted the day before the big game. I didn’t … More Gimme a…finger!
Friday!
October 21, 2005
In spite of the giant middle finger that someone spray painted in the middle of our football field*, the ant holocaust taking place on my kitchen counter**, and my very sore ass, hamstrings, and abs***, I am happy to report that today is my kind of day. It’s cool and overcast, and the fall color … More Friday!
Heroes and reasons for living
October 20, 2005
I recently discovered a new musical artist, A Girl Called Eddy, and I stole, er, borrowed this idea from her website. Check it out (click on the link that says HEROES/REASONS FOR LIVING), and then create your own list if you’d like. If you do, drop me a comment so I can see what tops … More Heroes and reasons for living
Joyful
October 20, 2005
I have known Joy for almost 20 years. She is the person I’ve known the longest outside my family, and I have known her in every stage of my life from age 11 to the present. She is a light, a life force, and a bearer of…well…joy. When I was younger I was lucky; I … More Joyful
I. Am. Monday.
October 17, 2005
I am not pregnant. In fact, I started my new cycle a whole three days earlier than usual. I’ve never been early for anything in my life. I normally dislike being early; this is no exception. I am tired and crabby. I am addicted to decaffeinated tea–The Republic of Tea’s “Earl Greyer.” I know it … More I. Am. Monday.
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