Tonight’s hilarity brought to you by Will and Grace. Karen to Jack: “Hey mister, I wore my Doc Martens down to the nubs goin’ to gay bars lookin’ for a date for you! I inhaled so much glitter my boogers look like disco balls!” I laughed so hard I think I might have pulled something.
I’m supposed to be packing for my Thanksgiving trek to points south where I will spend the next three days with my dad’s side of the family, but in spite of the piles of clothes strategically placed about my bedroom and the open suitcase on my bed, here I sit talking to “my friends in … More Om for the holidays
Meet my new favorite comic strip, “Pearls Before Swine,” specifically two of the daily strips from last week that made me laugh out loud while waiting for my take-out in a local deli and caused people to stare at me in the way one might stare at…well, a person standing alone at the deli counter … More Things that make me laugh so hard
I’ve been tagged by Calliope, and it’s a good thing, because I sure as hell can’t think of anything witty to write today. 2 names you go by: Heather Dee 2 parts of your heritage: Italian Scotch-Irish 2 things that scare you: tornadoes the unknown 2 things you’re wearing right now: my favorite hoodie fleece … More The power of 2
Thirteen Things about hd I have a large, enormous, really big, huge, gigantic crush on Tom Selleck. When I drive by housing developments that have huge brick or stone entrances and archways and gatehouses that are larger than every house I’ve ever lived in, I become apoplectic with rage. I shout, “Pretentious! Pretentious!” and ask … More Thursday 13
The Weather Channel warned this morning that a front was “blowing in” and that there might be occasional gusty wind in my area. Occasional my ass! The “gusts” are constant, cold blasts of gale force winds that no hairspray or styling gel can combat, so that 20 minutes I spent trying to disguise the fact … More Not a good day for people with hair
Thirteen Things about hd I am so thoroughly under the influence of Aleve at this moment that I would not be surprised if the next 12 things I tell you about myself are a)extremely repetitive, b)painfully dull, or c)written in tongues. Sometimes I buy a tub of Duncan Heinz chocolate icing and put it in … More Thirteen Things about hd
Thirteen Things about hd I am so thoroughly under the influence of Aleve at this moment that I would not be surprised if the next 12 things I tell you about myself are a)extremely repetitive, b)painfully dull, or c)written in tongues. Sometimes I buy a tub of Duncan Heinz chocolate icing and put it in … More Thirteen Things about hd
Not pregnant.
Today is my sister Charity’s 20th birthday. TWENTY. I’m not sure which is more unbelieveable–the fact that she’s two decades old, or the fact that I can clearly remember things that happened two decades ago. She fulfilled my life’s greatest wish–to have a sister–and she’s been fulfilling that wish since. There is no one on … More Sweet Charity
one small corner of the universe 