Stolen goods

I stole this meme at Cali’s urging. If you haven’t already, you are welcome to steal it, too. I don’t think she’d mind. She’s nice that way. Be advised, those fill-in-the blank questions are HARD.

1) If somebody said you were like a breakfast cereal, which one would you be and why?

Honeycombs, because I am multi-faceted and VERY sweet.

2) How do you take your coffee/tea?

Regular coffee hot and black, but I prefer an extra-hot latte made with 2% milk.
When drinking tea I prefer Earl Grey, and I like it with half a packet of Splenda.

3) Your bedroom is on fire. You can only reach in & grab ONE thing. Do you grab your photo album or your journals?

I’m going to exercise my rights as a recent fire survivor to not answer this question.

4) When I see Peanut M&Ms and Diet Coke I wish I could inhale them so that everyone else would know what a myth my reputation as a health nut really is.

5) Got porn?

I’m WAAAAYYY too vanilla for porn.

6) If I could meet with my college roomate and explain why I think she is a coward hiding behind her religion for ceasing to be my friend I would never think about our lost friendship again.

7) What is the worst pet name in the history of your family?

Once we had a dachshund named Feller, whose nickname was Pooter. Take. Your. Pick.

Unless, of course, you are talking about pet names as in a cutesy little name you call a family member or significant other. In that case, again, take your pick: my childhood pediatrician called me Hee-Ho (sadly, it stuck); my mom’s childhood nickname was BaBo; and I called (okay, sometimes still call) my Aunt Karen Kar-Kar.

8) I would eat a bowl of OATMEAL for free, but if you want me to eat a bowl of GRITS you’d have to pay me THE COST OF A BOTTLE OF ABSOLUT, which is what I’d have to drink in order to eat the grits.

9) What 80’s tv star would make you giggle like a school girl?

Duh! Tom Selleck! (And yes, friends, I KNOW he’s a Republican AND a member of NRA. I choose to overlook these things.)

10) What age was your best and why?

I like now the best. 32. Maybe just the 30s in general. So far, so good.

2 thoughts on “Stolen goods

  1. I am loving you so much for making me have a groovy flashback to those honey combed commercials. Do you remember those? I never sat around a club house eating cereal…but damn it always looked so fucking cool.

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