Let this be a warning to you

My hairdresser called me “Chunky” today, as in, “Hey Chunky, what’s up?” I stabbed him with his own scissors and hid him under the picnic blanket I keep in the hatch of my Matrix.


4 thoughts on “Let this be a warning to you

  1. The word “chunky” is just never good, no matter what the context. I think “chubby” is preferable. My MIL called my son “Chunkers” and nearly ended up being thrown out onto the streets of Brooklyn to fend for her little suburban self.

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