There is a “Gilmore Girls” promo that’s been running endlessly on the Warner Brothers station that shows Lorelei and Rory hugging. Rory says, “I love you, Mom,” and Lorelei says, “Kid, you have no idea.” I dissolve into tears every time I see it; I had to bite my tongue while I typed that last sentence. Want to hear the worst part? I don’t even watch “Gilmore Girls.” I had to Google the show in order to find out the characters’ names. It’s just that the “maternal moment” in that 10 second clip reduces me to a glob of mushy mommy goo, and even though I see the commercial coming and I know that clip is approaching, I can’t stop myself. Seriously, shouldn’t I be beyond these hormonal meltdowns by now?