1. About those instructions–“DO NOT EAT PIZZA WITHOUT COOKING.” Are you kidding me with this? Did someone actually try to eat the pizza while it was frozen? And then did they write to you complaining that the FROZEN pizza was inedible? Because I’m not sure you took the appropriate action. If someone actually ate a frozen pizza WITHOUT COOKING IT, that person should not be allowed to drive a car to the grocery store to purchase your pizza.
2. And about the serving size information? FIVE? FIVE servings? WHAT? It’s a SQUARE. I was never good at the math, but how do you slice a perfect square into fifths? Yeah, yeah, I realize I could just slice it into five long strips, but who ever heard of pizza strips?
3. And another thing–do you really think 1/5 of the pizza, which is less than two pieces, is a serving? Yeah, right, and a snack bag of M&Ms is enough for two people.