Suzanna doesn’t sleep here anymore
It took 5, maybe 10 minutes for Chapin to call dibs on the new dog bed.
It took 5, maybe 10 minutes for Chapin to call dibs on the new dog bed.
My name is Heather, and I give my animals nicknames. That’s right, laugh all you want. My animals have nicknames. I’m sure there are others like me; after all, the nicknames evolved from conversations I’ve had with the animals, and I know I’m not the only person in the world who can have a lengthy … More Your dog’s name is WHAT?
I spent over an hour bathing Suzanna in the yard yesterday. We have a do-it-yourself place in town; for 10 bucks you have access to groomer-quality products, a waist-level washbasin with a restraining tether, and unlimited warm water. Oh, and someone else gets to clean the hair, which could feasibly make an entirely new dog, … More For this I bathed you?
There have been several well-meaning people who, upon hearing about my plans to make a baby, have suggested that I might want to become a foster parent first (or instead). Apparently, there are those who believe that being a foster parent is a practice session, a sort of scrimmage match for would-be moms. I’ve actually … More A New Home for Harry
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Collarless and Unfriendly: Behold, Chapin
“Minnesota defines a wild, or feral, cat as one with no collar that does not show friendly behavior, said Kevin Kyle with that state’s Department of Natural Resources.” Okay. I was a little disturbed by the whole cat-hunting issue in Wisconsin (did you know it’s legal in South Dakota and Minnesota? I didn’t.), but the … More Kitty-Kitty Bang-Bang