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The lid on a previously opened carton of Edy*s D*bs is not–I repeat: NOT–tight-fitting. Therefore, flinging open the freezer door to grab and eat said D*bs might create an unsettling motion in the freezer, thereby causing the carton to topple, in which case the lid WILL COME OFF and your precious D*bs will scatter all over the kitchen floor, inevitably landing in places such as the cat’s bowl and just far enough under the stove to elude your reach. BEWARE!