I have read four books in five days.
I have only compared my BBT chart to other charts on Fertility Friend once a day, in the mornings when I enter my daily temperature.
I have only been out of my yard once since Monday.
I have been walking around the house and deck wearing the same pair of gym shorts and varying bathing suit tops with a bandana on my head all week.
I just ate a piece of Honeycomb cereal off the floor that I’m pretty sure the cat might have licked.
On Tuesday I sat in the sun and read for two hours and got sunburned on the left side of my body. Yesterday I sat in the sun intending to balance my skin color and got even more sun on the right side of my body. I look like a candy cane.
I freakin LOVE spring break.
one small corner of the universe 
I thought that was you on MTV.
no joke- my word verification is: fryin
(so I think you need to put on soome sunblock or something.)
can’t you just hear aunt kar kar, “HEATHER MARIE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST ATE THAT!! YOU KNOW HOW MANY GERMS ARE ON THAT THANG???”
teehee