Have you heard? Some guys have discovered several new species of slime-mold beetles (no, really, it gets better), and they have decided–are you ready?–to name some of them after Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld. Swear to god in heaven. Unfortunatley, to quote the ARTICLE, “the decision to name three slime-mold beetles after Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld…didn’t have anything to do with physical features.” Of course, it doesn’t say the decision didn’t have anything to do with other choice Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld characteristics. Slime is slime, man.